Let’s play the game where someone’s name is mentioned and I
respond with the first thing that comes to mind:
Donald Trump: authoritarian moron—yikes!
Paul Ryan: adolescent in love with Ayn Rand
Mitch McConnell: chinless opportunist
Nancy Pelosi: bourgeois maven
Chuck Shumer: Zionist sellout
Tom Perez: milquetoast
Kellyanne Conway: Queen of the Craven
Jeff Flake: fundamentalist Christian with a weakness for
Jesus
Hilary Clinton: never visited a country she wouldn’t bomb
Samantha Powers: imperialism disguised as compassion
General Kelly: killing machine
Jeff Sessions: Southern comfort for the white elite
Ryan Zinke: urban cowboy who doesn’t dance
Scott Pruitt: litigator without a cause
Betsy DeVos: fundamentalist Christian with a weakness for
guns
Rick Perry: empty head with or without the frames
John Bolton: also never visited a country he wouldn't bomb
John Bolton: also never visited a country he wouldn't bomb
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